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2006-08-29 11:22:20
it's the thrill of the fight
daftbird
blog entry from today...

Tuesday, August 29, 2006
it's the thrill of the fight

I've said here before about something that gives me the dirts. This happens way too often. (Both me getting them and incidents that provoke them).

In the supermarket again. Should just go live in the place. It would make things easier. Anyway, in the supermarket again and had the urge to go and thump this woman. Thumping doesn't sound violent enough. Maybe slap her first, thump her, then ram her with the trolley and then run over the top of her while she's on the floor. Excellent. I can just picture it now... and then adjust my hair and clothes and keep walking innocently to the healthfood aisle.

Why are some people allowed to breed? If you're going to have children it's JUST NOT ON to abuse them in a public place(nor at home) . This woman was shopping with her 2 little sons and there she was telling them to shut up, telling them what little s**ts they were, that they were going to cop it etc. Why? Why? Because they dared asked her for a toy. The cow wasn't even making eye contact with them while she berated them. They weren't whinging, whining, or anything else -they just asked her. There she was looking at at the crap processed meat crud in the refrigerated section. So not only was she a complete bitch but feeding her kids rubbish food as well. Or more likely it was all for her - the fat slag.

Came to the conclusion that the poor children of this beast not only deserved the small toys they wanted but anything else that money could buy for putting up with their cow of a mother. She was a good case for enforced tubal ligation(is that the right word?). You could see the light go out of their faces.

Obviously this has made my blood boil. Some people just don't realise how lucky they are. It makes me sick. If that's how a person treats their children in a public place you can only imagine how it must be at home. Grrr...

Mood - riled up
Music - wichita lineman - glen campbell
Edited - Never
3 Comments


Comments
Hear Hear!!!  I get cross with my kids as well but there is nothing worse than hearing a parent berate a child in public (especially) like they are even lower than your dog.  When my kids nag me for 'stuff' I just give them a list of jobs to do and they stop really quick
Posted by:bondgirl

  

date: 29/08/2006 19:35 GMT
ps. love the music choice.  i love his version of 'Try a little Kindness' - something that 'fat slag' in the shopping centre should try
Posted by:bondgirl

  

date: 29/08/2006 19:37 GMT
Bondy - you have inadvertently come up with a non-violent solution to my issue with mothers in the supermarket. Instead of wanting to kill them I could just go past them singing that song (come to think of it, my singing might kill them anyhow ) .
Posted by:daftbird

daftbird  

date: 30/08/2006 11:01 GMT
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