I am sick to death of that stupid ad that says: what does your toilet say about you?
Let's imagine for just one minute that your dunny could actually speak. What would it REALLY say????????
"Oops, she's been on the turps"
"Ummmm...excuse me - would you buy some of that pot pourri scented product, by any chance? "
Another thing is this - humans really have become such wankers.Was reading this thing where you can buy midnight blue toilet paper in order that your number 2 won't show up on it as much as it would on white paper. Oh, come on! Are we really so delicate??? And all this scented and patterned dunny paper. For goodness sake - to put it bluntly - we wipe our ring on it. And then flush it away. Who CARES what it looks or feels like so long as it does the job. I get the cheapest bulk pack of it and throw it in the shopping trolley and who cares. There are better things to spend money on, no doubt! My ex-husband used to try and embarrass me by saying at the check out :"oh, you'll get plenty of wipes with that". And it's true. Plenty of them.
Mood - friday, on my mind
Music - unified field - the church
Yeah men ARE weird - wouldn't you have thought that he'd be happy that I was saving money? The checkout chick wouldn't have given a stuff, would she? No doubt he was embarrassed at the thought that someone would know that elcheapo dunny paper was used in his house - I'm SO much better off now. I could fill the trolley to the brim with cheap toilet paper now if i wanted to and there's no one to make inane comments about it - haha. Ah - the freedom!!!!
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