93* Tim (telling Bill not to rescue Graeme - to sad violin music): "No Bill, the friend we once knew is gone. That ... creature out there sinking in the ocean is something else. The hapless victim of his own terrible thirst for power. Let him go. He ... would have wanted it ... this way." (respectful pause)
Bill (scornfully): "No he bloody wouldn't!!"
(1/7 Radio Goodies)
94* Tim (trying to find out who the Music Master really is): "I have a little trick up my sleeve that sometimes works" (turns to Music Master) "Who are you ?!"
Music Master: "M.J.Congleton. 17 Acacia Ville ... heh heh heh, oh no! You can't trick me as easily as that!"
(2/5 The Music Lovers)
95* Bill (to an outraged Mrs Carthorse): "Shoosh, shoosh, come here, c'mon, come a bit closer, c'mon ... Knickers!"
Mrs Carthorse: "Oooooh!" (collapses in shock)
Tim (shocked): "You've killed her!"
Bill (dismissively): "Yes, good!!"
(2/11 Gender Education)
96* (Tim and Bill are chanting "What a load of rubbish!" after watching Ken Russell's film)
Graeme (pretentiously): "No, no, no. Didn't you feel that it had a certain surreal symbolistic quality, just captivating the very futility of life, death, indeed the very existence of God himself, indeed reflected in the microcosm, didn't you feel?"
Bill (slightly taken aback): "Load of old cobblers!"
Graeme (fiendishly): "Certainly!"
(5/1 The Movies)
97* Bill (disgusted at the thought of going to Australia in search of Rolf Harris):
"Nah, not Australia. I mean, that's full of abos and dingoes and upside-down jokes."
Tim: "Shhh Bill, we must prepare for the trip. Look out half a dozen jumbucks, pack two, no three coolibahs in the tuckerbag. Graeme you'd better go and whack the diddle-o while I ... press a clean pair of billabongs. Now ... Awstrailya ... heeere we come!"
(followed by Bill almost cracking up with laughter!)
(5/6 Scatty Safari)
98* Graeme: "And I shan't even allude..."
Tim: "Allude not!"
Graeme: " To my wee cousin Hamish who has a black sporran in the Scottish martial art of Hoots Toots Och Aye The Noo!"
(5/7 Kung Fu Kapers)
99* Grand Master of Ecky Thump's wise saying: "There's nowt wrong wi' owt what mitherin' clutterbucks don't barley grummit!"
(5/7 Kung Fu Kapers)
100* Bill (drunkenly trying to burp): "Won't come!"
Tim: (full as a boot too): "Have another swig of this. That'll bring it up."
Bill (takes a swig): "Oooh that's horrible! What is it?"
Tim: "Turps! Turps for burps!" (sings with Bill) "Please release me, let me go!"
(monster burp from Bill)
Tim (delighted): "Thar she blows! That's my boy! Nobody light a match!"
(5/13 The End)
101* Graeme (to Tim on phone): "G'day sport, what can I do ya for?! ... This is not a funny voice, I'm talkin' Australian. That's right, you are speaking to Kerry Thwacker. ... Yes, Kerry Thwacker, sports-mad international. No, no, Mr Garden would do a much sillier voice than this!" (demonstrates) "Whack the diddle-o blue! Pull up a jumbuck and take the weight off ya billabongs!"
(8/3 A Kick In The Arts)