Well of course not,i don't even know the man.Watched him on Parky the other night-well not literally ON Parky.Ricky Gervais was a guest on the Parkinson program-i think that's a better way to put it.Anyway ricky said that women SECRETLY fancy him-that only if coerced would they admit to it because it would be too embarrassing to admit that you fancy him.Well it's untrue-i declare it here and now that he is quite fanciable,even if a little portly.And getting on a bit.No,i take that back because the camera does terrible things to people.The thing which amused me was seeing the children's book that he'd written with weird creatures in it and was watching the show with mind off on another tangent at the same time.It put me in mind of school days when we all had to draw a creature for a project and my classmate,cathy,got into trouble when the teacher saw hers which was some kind of space alien thing-the reason for all the strife was because she said that it had 18 TITS.Tits,mind you.This was 5th class,1980.She had drawn all 18 of those TITS on the page,and among the listed features of this creature was the fact that it had 18 TITS.Then it got me to thinking how my sister had threatened to dob me into mum because i'd said a bad word-PERCY,a swear word in our house(as in point percy at the porcelain).All these weird thoughts while parky interviewed ricky.i wonder if parky has ever used the word tits,or percy for that matter.i can imagine ricky saying those words.So it's naughty cathy,daftbird,and ricky.And goodnight from parky.goodnight.
*the cd arrived today
Mood - thinking how i need to wash the dishes right now
Music - like a hurricane-neil young *
I don't know Dafty - I watched him on Parky (well not on Parky but he sitting in the seat opposite Parky) and there is something about him that was a bit off putting He looks fine enough but not being much of an "Office" fan I could really take him or leave him - sorry . I must admit though that he did step up a bit in my estimation when the childrens book he had written was revealed. Gross stuff - you gotta love that
p.s -notice when parky was being silly,asking about kissing a man or something like that and ricky sort of cut in and turned it back on parky-like what kind of show is this,remember that bit?It made me think that he did it deliberately so that michael wouldn't question him on the subject-so he probably has-or maybe i read too much into it.
Wotcha Dafty, if you get the user message, you get it. Thought I'd slip that limerick about my mate in here, jusrt so's you'd get it. There was a young fellow called Jim Who grew a large beard on a whim He thought he looked cool The silly young fool His face looked just like a giant quim.
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