Menu
 Home
 News
 Articles/Guides
 Forums
 Goody Gallery
 Downloads
 FAQ
 Links
 Register
 Contact Us
 Club T-Shirts
 Journals

 Login

 Members Online
Last visits :
ronhallau
AzagTh0tHAzagTh0tH
clairclair
JG_PeckinPahsJG_PeckinPahs
PaddyMad4PaddyMad4
Online :
Admins : 0
Members : 0
Guests : 6
Total : 6
Now online :

 Joining the Club

Instructions for joining the club & getting our newsletter can be found in the our FAQ.


 Requesting Goodies Repeats

Suggestions can be found in our FAQ.


  Survey for Goodies Repeats

Fill in The Goodies Uk Audience Survey.


daftbird's Journal
Back to daftbird's Journal
2006-12-11 11:53:23
ah, but i may as well try and catch the wind
daftbird
Thursday, December 07, 2006
ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind

Sometimes in life when you read something it makes you realise that you are not quite as mental as you think you actually are -that there are actually people out there a tad more mental than yourself.

Farts spark emergency landing

Thursday Dec 7 09:34 AEDT
An American Airlines flight made an emergency landing this week after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odor of flatulence, an official said.

The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport on Tuesday, in the southeastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew about the smell of burning sulfur, Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority said.

She said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched, and an unlucky canine team was brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.

After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas, Lowrance said.

"For a long time she did not admit to striking matches and I think that was just out of embarrassment," she said. "She did finally admit to it saying she had a medical problem about excessive gas."

The unidentified woman was not charged but "American did ban her from flying on their airline for a very long time," Lowrance said.


Must say -it did crack me up to read of the unlucky canine team.

One day, you just never know, there might be something sensible to read here in this blog. But don't count on it.

I've just remembered a song from school: 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more (insert name here) dropped a bomb in the discount store. 20,000 people had to hold their breath, (insert name here) dropped anoher one which caused their death.

Kids and their farting fetishes -but that song does have proper words and what was the song?....maybe something to do with snoopy and the red baron or something like that?

Kids are terrible - and there was another silly song -not about excess gas though -to the tune of Tragedy by the Bee Gees: Tragedy, when your balls go bang and...can't remember the rest, more's the pity. Such an edifying song, too.

Aren't you so glad you read this post .

Mood - don't feel like doing the ironing
Music - i've got the world on a string - frank sinatra
Edited - Never
0 Comments


Comments
We apologize, but you need to login to post comments. If you don't have an account, why don't you register? It's free!
Goody Calendar 
January
<<< Jan 2021 >>>
S M T W T F S
27 28 29 30 31 01 02
03 04 05 06 07 08 09
10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26 27 28 29 30

The Goodies - The Complete BBC Collection (DVD) 
ORDER HERE! or here

An Audience With The Goodies DVD 
Order Here or Here

The Goodies: The Complete Collection (BBC & LWT Series) 
Order Here

The Goodies:The Cricklewood Tapes 3x Disc CD Set 
Order Here

Clarion and Globe  
How to Sign up to the Newsletter

To subscribe, send an empty email to
newsletter-subscribe@goodiesruleok.com
and reply to the confirmation email.
You will be added to club's mailing list and you will receive our newsletter every month.
Latest Newsletters

C&G 230 November 2020
***
C&G 229 October 2020
***


You can also find back issues of the Clarion and Globe in the Articles and Guides section

The C&G also has a Facebook Group. The Goodies Rule OK Fan Club - Clarion and Globe News Press

Editor Contact Details

Jenny Doyle: enquiries@goodiesruleok.com


Other Online Goodies Resources 
Podcasts:
* The Goodies Podcast
* The Goodies Pirate Podcast

Twitter:
* Bill Oddie's twitter feed
* Graeme Garden's twitter feed

Goodies' Official Sites:
* Bill Oddie's official website
* Official I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue website

Other Fan Sites:
* The Goodies Facebook Page
* The Goodies Illustrated Guide
* The Goodies At No Fixed Abode - Uk Fan Club

Powered by 
phpWebThings powered


 This website was created with phpWebThings 1.5.2.
© 2005 Copyright , The Goodies Rule - OK! Fan Club 

Website Security Test