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daftbird's Journal
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2006-06-13 10:40:22
run, little mouse, run!!
No, this isn't the title of my latest ladybird book acquisition. Rather it's the first thought I had after reading something disturbing. A friend came to visit a few weeks back and being a good friend brought some food with her. I was cleaning the cupboard out and came across a packet of beancurd vermicelli that was accidentally left behind. Decided to check out what was written on the back of the packet. Would you like to know what it said? No? Well here it is anyway...

"The green bean Longkou vermicelli is made from the high quality green beans, with advanced facility and closed process, the products is bright and clean, fineness quality, rich nutrition, lubrication in the mouse and well delicious.  It is healthy and resilient, it is a convenient and good food for you to take or to entertain the gests and your friends ".

(Anne-Marie, if you read this-your vermicelli is here whenever you want to pick it up    ).

Hmmm. Velly Intellesting  .

Mood - strangely off my food :)
Music - cast no shadow - oasis
Edited - Never

Posted by:daftbird


date: 13/06/2006 10:42 GMT
even if there had been no typo mouse/mouth - two words that you really do not want to hear in the same sentence, in any context, are lubrication and mouth *shutter* :0
Posted by:bondgirl


date: 13/06/2006 21:06 GMT
hehehe I read that out to my man friend and almost made him sick... apart from the fact he studies linguistics, we were just thinking of the Tom Green moment out of Road Trip. Bleurgh.
Posted by:mazzanda


date: 14/06/2006 00:21 GMT
i agree with your sentiments, bondy!!! I've never seen Road Trip, mazzanda - so maybe it's a good thing then .
Posted by:daftbird


date: 15/06/2006 10:15 GMT
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