I touched(ooh)on this before in another so-called journal entry.About kiddle age. In the meantime it's become oh-so- clear in my mind-the 3 ages of man
1.kiddle 2.middle 3.piddle
See-it's all so simple. Except that kiddle and middle are interchangeable. Also kiddle and piddle. Oh,and i guess middle and piddle if a woman pops out too many kids and ends up incontinent or some such thing. Or springs a leak for some other reason,like she's the princess and the pee or whatever . In fact this really is quite a crap explanation of the life cycle and should be disregarded .
My mum tried to tell me that Trent & I are middle-aged the other day. Oddly enough Trent's dad said the same thing to us. How can we be middle aged??? We're not even 30 yet!!! Anyway my response was "Well if we are middle aged then what does that make you?"
Hmm those ads for incontinence pads freak me out. "Many women over the age of 35 find this image a bit disturbing, because this can cause a slight bladder weakness." I saw the ad and said "35?? But I'm turning 30 this year. Does that mean in five years I'm going to be pissing my pants??"
Oh not us,bondgirl !! Don't say it ! .Well if it's any consolation AC- i'm that age and haven't sprung a leak...yet!-and it seems that bondgirl hasn't-at least that's what she says . Let's do those pelvic floor exercises!...hold 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...and release .
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick the flowers in other people's gardens...
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