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JessPix's Journal
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2006-09-08 21:32:39
You know me so well
At bondgirl's request (and who am I to say no), here's some Tim one-liners from the ISIHAC game, "Chat Up Lines":


Is that a pillar you're holding Samson, or are you just pleased to see me?


I don't just lay bricks you know


Fancy doing it human style?

Sit! Lie down! I wish it was always this easy


Please kneel...and while you're kneeling...


Is that a conger eel in your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me? - I hope it's a conger eel, 'cos it keeps eating my sandwiches!


Do you think it's better in a bed, or up against the wall?

I suppose a fork's out of the question?


Give me your chassis number, & if you're free next week, I'll book you in for a service.

You've just put the lead back in my petrol


Was that a quaver, or are you just having trouble with your crotchet?


Personally, I think two in the bush is much better than one in the hand

One swallow doesn't make a commitment


It's alright - I said V.E.

Is that a spike on your helmet, or are you just pleased to see me?


I listened to all the Chat Up Lines yesterday and they're extremely filthy. I noticed that Graeme laughs an awful lot during those rounds, usually you don't hear him laugh out loud in Clue, but he seems to enjoy the rudeness of that round. He must have a very naughty sense of humour!

Oh, here's an honouary one from the round "Complete Chat Up Lines"

Humph: Is that a ladder in your stocking, or is it the stairway to Heaven?

Tim: It is the stairway to Heaven, but I've already got an arse up there

...I cleaned that up mid-sentence!

So, so rude. Tut tut tut (heeheehee).

Even though this news is a couple of days old, I still feel compelled to write about it. I have a friend from Finland on a Britcom forum that I introduced to The Goodies (mainly thanks to YouTube) and she wrote letters to Tim, Graeme and Bill to say how much she loves the show. So far she's only received a response from Graeme, and it's the nicest response you could ask for. He wrote her a love letter and, much to my surprise, it included me. When my friend was telling me about the response I had no idea that I'd been included in her letter in the first place, so it came as a huge shock.

What he wrote was:

I'm sure Jess or the Goodies Rule OK forum will keep you informed if and when dates are announced. (Yes I have met Jess, and she's very nice. She and some friends made brilliant scrapbooks for us after the Edinburgh stage shows.)

What a sweet, adorable thing to say. I did spend at least a minute staring at my monitor and going "awwwwwwwwww" and, highly unusual for me, I even came quite close to tears. I'm such a soppy git aren't I!

Anyway, I shall stop going on about it now. Bless you, Graeme.

I think that's enough filth and soppiness for one entry. Until next time!

Mood - Up an hour and already sleepy, this isn't good...
Music - N/A
Edited - Never

Hahaha thanks Jess they are brilliant and thanks for the other link I am having multiple "When Harry met Sally" moments listening to Graeme voice ...Happy times.
Posted by:bondgirl


date: 09/09/2006 13:23 GMT
Give us somemore filthy jokes.
Posted by:Puddin

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date: 11/09/2006 11:37 GMT
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