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22/08/2019 - 24/09/2019
Would you like to see The Goodies on TV?
YES3397.1 %
NO12.9 %
Total...34100.0 %

19/07/2018 - 20/08/2018
Which episode of series 5 of The Goodies should be featured in August/Sept 2018 issue of the Clarion and Globe, for the Episode Summary section?
The Goodies Rule - Ok?1238.7 %
Bun Fight at The OK Tearooms 722.6 %
The End516.1 %
Light House Keeping Loonies39.7 %
Kung Fu Kapers39.7 %
South Africa13.2 %
Movies00.0 %
Total...31100.0 %

20/12/2011 - 31/01/2012
Which Goodies Christmas song is your favourite?
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me3149.2 %
Make A Daft Noise for Christmas1828.6 %
I'd prefer something by Rolf Harris1422.2 %
Total...63100.0 %

01/06/2011 - 30/06/2011
Which is your favourite Goodies song performance from the episode "Goodies Rule - OK?"
Wild Thing4244.2 %
I'd prefer something with Rolf Harris1717.9 %
Bounce 1616.8 %
The Bootles' "She Loves You"1212.6 %
The Extremes "Baby Love"55.3 %
The Confirmed Batchelors "Silence"33.2 %
Total...95100.0 %

01/05/2011 - 31/05/2011
Tim dressed up as a woman in many Goodies episodes. Which is your favorite of his female roles?
The [substitute] Queen (Royal Command)2424.2 %
Timita (Politics)1616.2 %
Lady Macbeth (The Movies)1414.1 %
Timbellina Tottywallop (Chubby Chumps)1111.1 %
Rolf's Granny (Bristo Gravy Mix mock ad)1111.1 %
Tour Hostess (Daylight Robbery)66.1 %
Fairy Godmother (Snow White 2)66.1 %
Mitzi (The Playgirl Club)55.1 %
Penelope Fay dancer (Come Dancing)44.0 %
other22.0 %
Total...99100.0 %

01/04/2011 - 30/04/2011
In one episode The Goodies make a gender education film. What other educational film should they make?
The care & feeding of Rolf Harrises1521.7 %
Cream mining for fun & profit1521.7 %
Organizing a 3 person musical festival1014.5 %
Training champion pantomime horses811.6 %
The perils of mixed dancing57.2 %
The Goodies guide to punk57.2 %
Running your own film studio57.2 %
Identifying dinosaurs inside and out45.8 %
How to clean museum antiquities11.4 %
Creative ways to combat pollution11.4 %
Total...69100.0 %

01/03/2011 - 31/03/2011
Which Goodies-related location would you most like to visit for a holiday?
the Jolly Rock Lighthouse1822.8 %
The Goodies Star Safari Park1721.5 %
the OK Tea Rooms1519.0 %
Knutters Knoll Knite Spot1215.2 %
to the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest67.6 %
Uncle King Arthur's Camelot45.1 %
other33.8 %
The Lost Island of Munga22.5 %
the Dodo sanctuary11.3 %
August Bank Holiday Island11.3 %
Total...79100.0 %

01/02/2011 - 28/02/2011
At the end of "The Movies" each Goody is making a different type of film. In which film would you most like to appear?
Bill's black & white silent comedy4046.5 %
Graeme's western2529.1 %
I'd prefer to do a film with Rolf1315.1 %
Tim's biblical epic89.3 %
Total...86100.0 %

01/01/2011 - 31/01/2011
What do you think was the most exciting Goodies news of 2010?
Goodies repeats on the BBC7133.2 %
Goodies repeats in Australia / NZ4621.5 %
it was all exciting!4320.1 %
release of a new Goodies DVD4018.7 %
the Rolf option topping the polls62.8 %
publication of Andrew Pixley's book62.8 %
Goodies receive Aardman/Slapstick award 20.9 %
Total...214100.0 %

01/12/2010 - 31/12/2010
Which is your favourite episode from the new Goodies DVD (The Goodies...At Last - Back for More, Again)?
It Might As Well Be String6321.8 %
I want the one with Rolf Harris!6221.5 %
Goodies Rule - OK?5418.7 %
Camelot5218.0 %
Royal Command144.8 %
The Music Lovers124.2 %
Cecily124.2 %
2001 and A Bit113.8 %
The New Office93.1 %
Total...289100.0 %

01/11/2010 - 30/11/2010
In which decade did you discover Tim, Graeme, & Bill's work?
the 1970's43265.3 %
the 1980's9314.0 %
the 2000's578.6 %
Rolf Harris told me about them304.5 %
the 1990's203.0 %
this year (2010)172.6 %
the 1960's132.0 %
Total...662100.0 %

01/10/2010 - 31/10/2010
Tim, Graeme, and Bill each starred in other series after The Goodies. Which would you most like to see released on DVD?
Me & My Girl (Tim)2722.9 %
more from At Last the 1948 Show (Tim)2622.0 %
I'd prefer something with Rolf Harris1714.4 %
You Must Be the Husband (Tim)1613.6 %
other119.3 %
Body Matters (Graeme)86.8 %
Springwatch (Bill)43.4 %
Bill Oddie Goes Wild (Bill)43.4 %
A Sense of the Past (Graeme)43.4 %
Birding with Bill Oddie (Bill)10.8 %
Total...118100.0 %

01/09/2010 - 30/09/2010
Which of the following would win in a race?
Kitten Kong2731.4 %
the Giant Dougal1922.1 %
the Rolf Harrises1820.9 %
Black & White Beauty89.3 %
other78.1 %
Frankenfido78.1 %
Total...86100.0 %

01/08/2010 - 31/08/2010
Are you watching The Goodies repeats on ABC 2?
Yes (keep them coming!)16666.9 %
I would if I lived in Australia7329.4 %
I'm waiting for the one with Rolf Harris83.2 %
No10.4 %
Total...248100.0 %

01/07/2010 - 31/07/2010
Since sporting matching are currently in the news, this month we're asking which is your favourite Goodies episode with a sports theme or sequence.
rounding up the Rolf Harrises8444.0 %
Black and White Beauty2714.1 %
War Babies2613.6 %
The Race178.9 %
The Commonwealth Games168.4 %
Wacky Wales84.2 %
other63.1 %
A Kick in the Arts31.6 %
2001 and a Bit31.6 %
Hunting Pink10.5 %
Total...191100.0 %

01/06/2010 - 30/06/2010
For which job would you most like to hire The Goodies?
Rolf Harris wranglers5037.9 %
a little light housekeeping2216.7 %
musicians1511.4 %
babysitters107.6 %
other86.1 %
gardeners86.1 %
doctors86.1 %
lawyers64.5 %
professional trainers43.0 %
journalists10.8 %
Total...132100.0 %

01/04/2010 - 30/04/2010
How could The Goodies solve the international financial/banking crises?
Graeme's computer runs the world economy4335.2 %
set Kitten Kong on naughty bankers2419.7 %
Masked Scout's 1 million bob a job plan2117.2 %
change gold standard to cream standard1310.7 %
charge not to release "Best of Rolf" CD119.0 %
Radio Goodies spreads financial advice75.7 %
donate Funky Gibbon profits to nation32.5 %
other 00.0 %
Total...122100.0 %

01/03/2010 - 31/03/2010
In their TV show, The Goodies often tried to get OBEs. For what reason should they be awarded that honour?
saving UK from a plague of Rolf Harrises5447.8 %
popularizing Ecky Thump2623.0 %
helping the Tower of London Beefeaters87.1 %
starting Britain's space program65.3 %
Representing UK in the Winter Olympics65.3 %
stopping the Music Master43.5 %
solving the pollution problem43.5 %
inventing New Improved Snooze32.7 %
other21.8 %
"saving" the National Gallery00.0 %
Total...113100.0 %

01/02/2010 - 28/02/2010
Who was your favourite female guest character in "The Goodies"?
Mrs. Carthorse (Gender Education)3238.6 %
Caroline Kook (Punky Business)1113.3 %
Miss Heffer (The Playgirl Club)1012.0 %
Mildred Makepiece (Cunning Stunts)67.2 %
Delia Capone (Come Dancing)67.2 %
Matron (Way Outward Bound)56.0 %
Scatty Safari Rolf(one was the mother...44.8 %
Marge & Tina (Politics)44.8 %
Penelope Fay (Come Dancing)33.6 %
other22.4 %
Total...83100.0 %

01/01/2010 - 31/01/2010
What is the best mode of defense?
Ecky Thump!6952.7 %
sic the Rolfs on them!2216.8 %
a giant cod and Max Bygraves records2015.3 %
a Graeme-designed defense system129.2 %
a Dodo with a fighter plane75.3 %
other10.8 %
trandem jousting00.0 %
Total...131100.0 %

01/12/2009 - 31/12/2009
Which Goodies-themed gift is on your holiday wish list?
Goodies Plastic Spacemen1920.7 %
a lifetime supply of string1819.6 %
Painting lessons from Rolf Harris1415.2 %
a Playgirl Club membership1010.9 %
New Improved Snooze1010.9 %
Loch Ness Monster spotting trip99.8 %
a Grow your Own Giant Beanstalk kit88.7 %
a luxury weekend at Camelot castle33.3 %
Sparklipegs Toothpaste costumes11.1 %
other 00.0 %
Total...92100.0 %

01/11/2009 - 30/11/2009
Do you Do the Funky Gibbon?
yes4542.1 %
only with Rolf Harris2321.5 %
you can get arrested for that2220.6 %
I prefer the Festering Ferret1312.1 %
no43.7 %
Total...107100.0 %

01/10/2009 - 31/10/2009
Which mode of Goodies transport would you prefer - the trandem or their mobile office?
the trandem6249.6 %
the mobile office3931.2 %
I'd rather have a Rolf-drawn cart2419.2 %
Total...125100.0 %

01/09/2009 - 30/09/2009
Which is your favourite animal "guest star" from The Goodies?
Twinkle, the giant kitten5239.4 %
I prefer Little Rolf1612.1 %
Black & White Beauty139.8 %
the bagpipe spider129.1 %
Dougal129.1 %
the mule (Bunfight at the OK Tearooms)107.6 %
The Dodo96.8 %
Truffaut the Wonder Dog43.0 %
Frankenfido32.3 %
other10.8 %
Total...132100.0 %

01/08/2009 - 31/08/2009
How should TV executives who refuse to repeat The Goodies be punished?
Ecky thumped with a black pudding5330.1 %
Locked up in a cell with Rolf Harris3218.2 %
Encased in a 350 ft block of concrete2514.2 %
Beheaded ... twice ... very slowly!179.7 %
Given 2 nights out with Tony Blackburn158.5 %
Off with their didgeridoos!148.0 %
Banished to the Jolly Rock Lighthouse84.5 %
Squirted with lethal tomato sauce63.4 %
Thrown to the sheep (or hamsters!)42.3 %
Other21.1 %
Total...176100.0 %

01/07/2009 - 31/07/2009
Which item would you desperately like to add to your book, music, or video collection?
Little Book of Wise Ecky Thump Sayings2320.5 %
Goodies Gender Education Film Uncensored2320.5 %
Torrid Nudes of Grope City DVD1614.3 %
A Walk in the Black Forest Top 10 Remix1614.3 %
Macbeth Meets Truffaut the Wonder Dog98.0 %
The Julie Andrews Album of Rugby Songs87.1 %
Mixed Dancing with Tim Revolta & Olivia 76.3 %
Best of Rolf Harris CD (w/nothing on it)54.5 %
An Eskimo phrase book (ah, here's one!)54.5 %
other 00.0 %
Total...112100.0 %

01/06/2009 - 30/06/2009
Who would win in a fight - Kitten Kong or the Giant Dougal?
They should team up against the Rolfs6652.8 %
Kitten Kong4838.4 %
Dougal118.8 %
Total...125100.0 %

01/05/2009 - 31/05/2009
Which Goodies-themed holiday adventure would you most enjoy?
attending Ecky Thump training camp3633.0 %
help to breed Rolf Harrises1614.7 %
join the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest1311.9 %
Loch Ness Monster spotting1211.0 %
going to the moon to visit Big Bunny87.3 %
join a dance contest at Disco Bilius65.5 %
attending the Llan dlubber eisteddfod65.5 %
visiting the Lost Island of Munga54.6 %
a London to Brighton spacehopper bounce43.7 %
other32.8 %
Total...109100.0 %

01/04/2009 - 30/04/2009
Do you prefer the episodes in which the Goodies are hired for a job by a guest star or the episodes in which the trio create their own loony adventures?
The Goodies create their own adventures5657.7 %
no preference2020.6 %
either, as long as it involves Rolf H.1212.4 %
hired by a guest star99.3 %
Total...97100.0 %

01/03/2009 - 31/03/2009
Who was The Goodies most villainous villain?
The Plague of Rolf Harrises4937.7 %
Nasty Person/The Music Master2418.5 %
Dr. Petal (The Baddies)1914.6 %
Big Bunny1310.0 %
Cecily86.2 %
The Matron (Way Outward Bound)64.6 %
Baron O'Beef (The Race)53.8 %
The Mirth Inspectors (Goodies Rule-OK?)32.3 %
other21.5 %
The Local Planner from Solihull (Camelot10.8 %
Total...130100.0 %

01/02/2009 - 28/02/2009
Which is your favourite Goodies mock ad? (Use the comments on the Polls page to suggest others.)
Beanz Meanz Heanz4432.4 %
Fairy Puff Man2316.9 %
Captain Fishface Cod Pieces2216.2 %
Plastic Spacemen128.8 %
Butch Tobacco for Men118.1 %
Bristo Gravy Mix (with Rolf's Granny)96.6 %
Soft Golden Dairy Margarine64.4 %
Low Suds Mold42.9 %
other32.2 %
Razz 2 For 1 Swap21.5 %
Total...136100.0 %

01/01/2009 - 31/01/2009
If the Goodies were to be released on DVD series by series, which series would you want released first? (Series 9 isn't listed as it has already been released in regions 2 & 4).
Series 18956.0 %
the one with the Rolf Harris episode2918.2 %
Series 52515.7 %
Series 353.1 %
Series 831.9 %
Series 431.9 %
Series 621.3 %
Series 221.3 %
Series 710.6 %
Total...159100.0 %

01/12/2008 - 31/12/2008
Which is your favourite "stuck in one room" episode of The Goodies?
The End 4933.3 %
Earthanasia4429.9 %
I prefer the episode with Rolf Harris2315.6 %
The Stone Age2013.6 %
Holidays117.5 %
Total...147100.0 %

01/11/2008 - 30/11/2008
David Tennant will be quitting Doctor Who after next year's specials. Who should replace him as the next Doctor?
Graeme Garden7338.4 %
Rolf Harris3820.0 %
Tim Brooke-Taylor3518.4 %
Bill Oddie3216.8 %
other126.3 %
Total...190100.0 %

01/10/2008 - 31/10/2008
Which Goodies inspired Halloween costume would you chose?
Grand Master of Ecky Thump5139.2 %
The Masked Scout3023.1 %
Rolf Harris1511.5 %
Eurovision Raving Loony contestant96.9 %
in any garment made of string75.4 %
Black & White Beauty64.6 %
Jolly Rock Lighthouse Keeper53.8 %
Knight of Uncle King Arthur's Camelot 32.3 %
other21.5 %
Keeper at the Goodies Star Safari Park21.5 %
Total...130100.0 %

01/09/2008 - 30/09/2008
What do you think might be the reason the BBC doesn't repeat "The Goodies"?
afraid it will make new shows look bad6032.8 %
fail to see how popular repeats would be3820.8 %
it's an evil plot of Nasty Person2312.6 %
don't want to restart Ecky Thump craze179.3 %
not enough Rolf Harris 147.7 %
too afraid of restarting Goodymania137.1 %
too unhip to appreciate The Funky Gibbon94.9 %
other63.3 %
think Nicholas Parsons masks too scary31.6 %
Total...183100.0 %

01/08/2008 - 31/08/2008
In an episode of their TV show The Goodies make a gender education film. What other educational film should they make?
Cream Mining for Fun & Profit2223.4 %
How to Care for Celebrity Park Rolfs1718.1 %
Identifying Dinosaurs, Inside and Out1212.8 %
Run Your Own Film Studio1010.6 %
The Perils of Mixed Dancing99.6 %
The Goodies' Guide to Punk99.6 %
Training Champion Pantomime Horses66.4 %
Creative Ways to Combat Pollution66.4 %
Organizing a Three Person Music Festival22.1 %
How to Clean Museum Antiquities11.1 %
Total...94100.0 %

01/07/2008 - 31/07/2008
Many celebrities made cameo appearances on The Goodies to play themselves (or a parody of themselves). Who's your favourite?
Patrick Moore2926.6 %
Tony Blackburn2220.2 %
sorry, no Rolf as he didn't play himself1211.0 %
Michael Aspel109.2 %
other98.3 %
Corbet Woodall98.3 %
Eddie Waring76.4 %
Raymond Baxter54.6 %
Magnus Magnusson 54.6 %
David Dimbleby10.9 %
Total...109100.0 %

01/06/2008 - 30/06/2008
Which Goodies project would have been most successful in the real world?
The Art of Ecky Thump4525.3 %
a Celebrity Safari Park (Rolf optional)3720.8 %
Radio Goodies3519.7 %
a Clapped Out Pets Rest Home2011.2 %
a Camelot theme park158.4 %
a North Pole Winter Olympics105.6 %
Snooze84.5 %
Goodies Miracle Elixir52.8 %
other 21.1 %
Goodie Hols vacations10.6 %
Total...178100.0 %

01/05/2008 - 31/05/2008
Many Goodies episodes feature the trio performing as a musical act. Which is your favourite? (Use the comments to suggest others not on this list).
The Goodies - Almost Live3525.5 %
Saturday Night Grease3021.9 %
The Goodies Rule - OK?1611.7 %
Punky Business139.5 %
I prefer "The Best of Rolf Harris"139.5 %
The Music Lovers (The Stolen Musicians)128.8 %
Hype Pressure85.8 %
Holidays53.6 %
other42.9 %
Superstar10.7 %
Total...137100.0 %

01/04/2008 - 30/04/2008
Would you want to see a new version of "The Goodies" with Tim, Graeme & Bill, even if it had to be done in a different format/media due to physical limitations?
yes, in any form15455.4 %
yes, on television4917.6 %
only if Rolf Harris was involved3111.2 %
yes, as an animated show186.5 %
yes, on radio93.2 %
no93.2 %
undecided82.9 %
Total...278100.0 %

01/03/2008 - 31/03/2008
Which Goodies-themed interior design would you choose for your home?
Tim's Union Jack & Royalist designs6336.4 %
one with Graeme's scientific devices6034.7 %
Bill's casual scruffpot style3017.3 %
Rolf Harris wall paintings2011.6 %
Total...173100.0 %

01/02/2008 - 29/02/2008
Where would you like Goodies Adventure Holidays to send you for your next vacation?
Goodies Star Safari Park w/Little Rolf3025.2 %
Cricklewood2722.7 %
the Jolly Rock Lighthouse1714.3 %
the Knutters Knoll Knite Spot restaurant119.2 %
the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest108.4 %
the stomach of a sleeping T-Rex97.6 %
August Bank Holiday Island75.9 %
The Lost Island of Munga43.4 %
other21.7 %
on a London to Brighton Spacehopper ride21.7 %
Total...119100.0 %

01/01/2008 - 31/01/2008
The Goodies ran a film studio in the episode "The Movies". Which movie do you think The Goodies should remake? (You can make your own suggestions in the comments.)
The Life Story of Rolf Harris4726.3 %
Lord of the Rings3419.0 %
Star Wars2715.1 %
The Sound of Music2011.2 %
Mary Poppins168.9 %
Indiana Jones147.8 %
Gone with the Wind95.0 %
other42.2 %
Titanic42.2 %
ET42.2 %
Total...179100.0 %

01/12/2007 - 31/12/2007
Which advice book would The Goodies be most qualified to write?
An Impractical Guide to World Domination4223.6 %
Starting Your Own Pirate Radio Station3620.2 %
A Beginner's Guide to Ecky Thump3419.1 %
The Care & Feeding of Little Rolfs2011.2 %
Another 1,000 Uses for String1810.1 %
Cream Mining for Profit116.2 %
Pet Care Tips for Unusual Pets84.5 %
Learn to Write Music the Oddie Way!84.5 %
Unconventional Safari Park Concepts10.6 %
Creative Ways to Enter Crufts00.0 %
Total...178100.0 %

01/11/2007 - 30/11/2007
Which article would you most like to read in a Goodies-themed tabloid?
Our Years Stuck in Concrete2622.4 %
Bunnies on the Moon - fact or fiction?2521.6 %
The True Story of Little Rolf1512.9 %
Running Pirate Companies - fun or folly?1412.1 %
The Many Uncles of Tim Brooke-Taylor1311.2 %
Surprising Pet Care Tips97.8 %
Punkerella's Shocking Secret!65.2 %
*Really* Competitive Ballroom Dancing54.3 %
The Amazing Appeal of Zookeeping32.6 %
other00.0 %
Total...116100.0 %

01/10/2007 - 31/10/2007
What is the most important life lesson you've learned from The Goodies?
breeding Rolf Harris can lead to trouble6325.4 %
everybody loves string4719.0 %
untrained Ecky Thump can be dangerous4216.9 %
world domination isn't worth the effort4016.1 %
Do, do, do The Funky Gibbon2510.1 %
lighthouses overdo the "round" theme166.5 %
don't annoy giant fish72.8 %
save the recipe for your miracle elixir52.0 %
wear the right wardrobe on spacehoppers20.8 %
other10.4 %
Total...248100.0 %

01/09/2007 - 30/09/2007
What do you think was the Goodies' toughest challenge?
getting the BBC to repeat "The Goodies"10249.0 %
dealing with the plague of Rolf Harrises4019.2 %
stopping Twinkle from destroying London2512.0 %
disposing of a huge tin of "tomato soup"104.8 %
battling the puppet government83.8 %
escaping from a dinosaur's stomach73.4 %
bouncing round the world on spacehoppers62.9 %
singing Funky Gibbon on Top Of The Pops52.4 %
stopping the Music Master's evil schemes41.9 %
other10.5 %
Total...208100.0 %

01/08/2007 - 31/08/2007
In which Goodies-inspired location would you like to live?
the Jolly Rock Lighthouse4321.9 %
Cricklewood3819.4 %
a disused railway station3015.3 %
Dr Garden's Home for Clapped-Out Animals2211.2 %
with Little Rolf in the Star Safari Park2110.7 %
on the moon with Big Bunny147.1 %
inside a t-rex94.6 %
in a 350 foot high block of concrete84.1 %
August Bank Holiday Island84.1 %
other 31.5 %
Total...196100.0 %

01/07/2007 - 31/07/2007
If you were forming a Goodies musical tribute group, what would you call yourselves?
Big Pud and the Eckythumps5524.8 %
The Funky Gibbons5123.0 %
The Goody Goody Yum Yums3314.9 %
Atomic Giant Kitten2410.8 %
The Almost Goodies Live156.8 %
The Plague Of Rolf Harrises125.4 %
The Little Laddies115.0 %
Trapped In A T-Rex83.6 %
other73.2 %
The Everybody Loves String Quartet62.7 %
Total...222100.0 %

01/06/2007 - 30/06/2007
Tony Blair is stepping down as Prime Minister. Which Goody would you vote for to replace him?
all three should share the job11934.4 %
Graeme7722.3 %
Tim6318.2 %
Bill4813.9 %
I'd do a write-in vote for Rolf Harris3911.3 %
Total...346100.0 %

01/05/2007 - 31/05/2007
If The Goodies tv show was still in production, which topic should they send up? (Use the comments feature to make additional suggestions.)
reality TV7935.7 %
Harry Potter3214.5 %
Rolf Harris2712.2 %
Bill's nature programs2611.8 %
out-of-control celebrities177.7 %
the internet156.8 %
home improvement shows135.9 %
24 hour news channels83.6 %
PDAs / mobile computing31.4 %
other 10.5 %
Total...221100.0 %

01/04/2007 - 30/04/2007
What merchandise should The Goodies be selling on their current UK tour (which runs through April 18th)?
the new "The Complete LWT Series" DVD4823.5 %
"T' Secret Of Ecky Thump" training video4421.6 %
Little Rolf cuddly toys3316.2 %
Goodies Rule - OK! Fan Club t-shirts2110.3 %
lemon sherbet (with free video monitor)199.3 %
tomato sauce squirters for bunfighting167.8 %
Nicholas Parsons masks 136.4 %
an Eskimo phrase book (ah here's one!)52.5 %
other 42.0 %
Snooze antidote (for Max Bygraves shows)10.5 %
Total...204100.0 %

01/03/2007 - 31/03/2007
How should the Goodies create publicity for their March 15th -April 18th live tour?
by encasing Rolf Harris in concrete8928.3 %
offer free giant Dougal rides4514.3 %
host a trandem joust in London3912.4 %
Advertise on Radio Goodies3812.1 %
sponsor Eurovision Raving Loony Contest319.8 %
with an "adopt a giant cod" day227.0 %
by capturing the loch ness monster206.3 %
with a worldwide spacehopper bounce185.7 %
via a televised mobile office race72.2 %
other61.9 %
Total...315100.0 %

01/02/2007 - 28/02/2007
If the Goodies were hiring an intern, which assignment would you want?
working out how to annoy fish6618.5 %
rid the country of the plague of Rolfs5816.3 %
doing the Funky Gibbon4713.2 %
taking care of Tim's shiny shoes3911.0 %
driving the mobile office at Le Mans3810.7 %
take care of all the Kenneths for Graeme349.6 %
doing a little lighthouse keeping329.0 %
disposing of a giant tin of tomato soup164.5 %
testing new New Improved Snooze143.9 %
other123.4 %
Total...356100.0 %

01/01/2007 - 31/01/2007
What's your Goodies-inspired New Year's resolution?
get the BBC/ABC to rescreen The Goodies9731.6 %
to see the Goodies live stage show5818.9 %
to discover t'secret of Ecky Thump4213.7 %
tow the country outside the 5 mile limit278.8 %
go mining for cream (& scones!)258.1 %
to stop voting for Rolf in the polls196.2 %
try New Improved Snooze123.9 %
learn how to dance the "Disco Heave"123.9 %
bounce around the world on a spacehopper103.3 %
other51.6 %
Total...307100.0 %

01/12/2006 - 31/12/2006
What Goodies-inspired gift would you like for Christmas?
new Goodies DVDs12631.3 %
Goodies repeats on the BBC and/or theABC10526.1 %
all of the above9122.6 %
people to stop voting for Rolf Harris276.7 %
more Goodies live appearances246.0 %
CDs of music from the Goodies episodes112.7 %
a club t-shirt102.5 %
CDs of the Goodies albums61.5 %
other20.5 %
Total...402100.0 %

01/10/2006 - 31/10/2006
October starts with the Goodies show in Brighton (on Oct 5th) and ends with Halloween. What Goodies inspired costume will you choose?
a grand master of Ecky Thump7331.3 %
the Masked Scout4117.6 %
Rolf Harris3615.5 %
shiny shoes & anything with a union jack229.4 %
a suit with purple flares156.4 %
a megalomaniac146.0 %
an ensemble made entirely of string135.6 %
a giant toothpaste tube on a spacehopper104.3 %
Black and White Beauty73.0 %
other20.9 %
Total...233100.0 %

01/09/2006 - 30/09/2006
Here's a Brighton-related question (in honor of the Goodies' live show playing there next month). In the "Charity Bounce" episode the Goodies rode spacehoppers to Brighton. What form of Goodies inspired transport do you prefer?
a cart drawn by a herd of Rolf Harrises8032.5 %
a trandem7128.9 %
the Good Ship Saucy Gibbon5321.5 %
a souped-up mobile office239.3 %
a spacehopper83.3 %
a plane piloted by the Dodo62.4 %
riding Frankenfido52.0 %
Total...246100.0 %

01/08/2006 - 31/08/2006
What other presentations should The Goodies give while they're performing at the Edinburgh Fringe this month?
Ecky Thump instruction10926.5 %
How to Breed a Plague of Rolf Harrises9623.3 %
World Domination for Beginners7217.5 %
Starting Your Own Pirate Radio Station358.5 %
The Many Uses of String286.8 %
The Art of Evading the Giant Dougal286.8 %
How to Train Giant Kittens235.6 %
Lighthouse Keeping for Fun & Profit194.6 %
other20.5 %
Total...412100.0 %

01/07/2006 - 31/07/2006
The Goodies will be performing at this year's Edinburgh Fringe festival. What else should they do while they're in scotland?
look for wild Rolf Harrises in the moors9937.2 %
beware the giant bagpipe spider7227.1 %
try to capture the Loch Ness Monster6725.2 %
go on a haggis hunt238.6 %
other51.9 %
Total...266100.0 %

01/06/2006 - 30/06/2006
Where did you hear about the Goodies upcoming show at the Edinburgh Fringe (August 2006)?
the fan club8537.6 %
Rolf Harris5122.6 %
show? what show?3816.8 %
a friend167.1 %
radio/tv114.9 %
another website94.0 %
a newspaper94.0 %
other73.1 %
Total...226100.0 %

01/05/2006 - 31/05/2006
Why did you join the club?
all of the above8344.6 %
for the Rolf Harris jokes3518.8 %
for Goodies news3418.3 %
because it's fun2815.1 %
other52.7 %
in order to post in the forums10.5 %
Total...186100.0 %

01/04/2006 - 30/04/2006
Besides DVDs of episodes, what other Goodies merchandise should be released? (Use the comments form on the poll page to make additional suggestions.)
music from Goodies episodes10233.2 %
DVD of "Return of the Goodies"6922.5 %
a TBT line of union jack clothing3912.7 %
action figures3611.7 %
Little Rolfs (a la "Scatty Safari")237.5 %
trandems165.2 %
Goodies brand black puddings154.9 %
other72.3 %
Total...307100.0 %

01/03/2006 - 31/03/2006
BBC 2 is *finally* repeating an episode of The Goodies (on Saturday 4th March at 7.10pm). What should happen next?
all of the above29147.7 %
more Goodies repeats16527.0 %
more Goodies DVDs11018.0 %
more Goodies/Rolf Harris references193.1 %
a UK Goodies live show193.1 %
other61.0 %
Total...610100.0 %

01/02/2006 - 28/02/2006
What do you call a single member of The Goodies?
a Goodie23448.5 %
don't know - I'll ask Rolf Harris13127.2 %
a Goody11724.3 %
Total...482100.0 %

01/01/2006 - 31/01/2006
What is your Goodies-related New Year's resolution? Use the comment form on the poll page to suggest others. (Info about the DVDs, ISIRTA, & ISIHAC can be found in the FAQs)
work on plans for world domination12425.0 %
endeavor to be more of a reckless loony12224.6 %
finally buy the Goodies DVDs10621.4 %
not to vote the Rolf Harris poll option7414.9 %
make speeches to Land of Hope & Glory234.6 %
learn to ride a trandem183.6 %
start listening to ISIRTA & ISIHAC173.4 %
other122.4 %
Total...496100.0 %

01/12/2005 - 31/12/2005
How do you listen to ISIHAC ("I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue")?
on the radio9322.2 %
with Rolf Harris8420.0 %
online via Listen Again7618.1 %
a combination of the above5813.8 %
what is ISIHAC?4210.0 %
I don't listen to ISIHAC327.6 %
on cassettes or CDs143.3 %
from downloads92.1 %
live over the internet81.9 %
other30.7 %
Total...419100.0 %

01/11/2005 - 30/11/2005
The club is celebrating its 10th anniversary! What's your favourite part of the club?
the Rolf Harris references5326.5 %
getting Goodies news5025.0 %
the website in general3517.5 %
meeting other Goodies fans178.5 %
the Clarion & Globe newsletter147.0 %
the t-shirts105.0 %
the forums105.0 %
the goodies-l mailing list73.5 %
other42.0 %
the journals00.0 %
Total...200100.0 %

08/10/2005 - 31/10/2005
Where did you learn about the fan club? From:
Rolf Harris19741.6 %
a search engine15031.7 %
an ad/article about the Goodies tour4910.4 %
link from another website377.8 %
a friend204.2 %
other163.4 %
the Goodies mentioned it in an interview40.8 %
Total...473100.0 %

01/08/2005 - 31/08/2005
If you could choose a missing piece of Goodies (or Goodies-related) footage to be recovered, what would it be?
the original version of "Kitten Kong"8331.3 %
"Broaden Your Mind"4316.2 %
missing colour versions of b&w episodes3513.2 %
"The Commonwealth Games" missing footage3412.8 %
can we lose the bits with Rolf Harris?269.8 %
missing "At Last the 1948 Show" episodes197.2 %
Goodies clips from the Engelbart show145.3 %
other114.2 %
Total...265100.0 %

01/07/2005 - 31/07/2005
A lot of Goodies fans are also Doctor Who fans. How do you feel about Doctor Who?
definitely a fan25259.3 %
it needs more Rolf Harris6515.3 %
casual viewer4610.8 %
can take it or leave it266.1 %
dislike it255.9 %
have never seen it112.6 %
Total...425100.0 %

01/06/2005 - 30/06/2005
What's your favourite scene of the Goodies with the trandem?
trandem running down Rolf Harris7726.6 %
the Goodies falling off the trandem5920.3 %
Goodies riding the trandem in a joust3913.4 %
the trandem towing the Loch Ness Monster2910.0 %
the flying trandem (using giant balloons269.0 %
Tim in plaster casts riding the trandem258.6 %
the trandem ridden by a single Goody124.1 %
Frankenfido riding the trandem113.8 %
other72.4 %
Goodies riding the trandem blindfolded51.7 %
Total...290100.0 %

01/05/2005 - 31/05/2005
How many goodies T-shirts do you own?
I have a Rolf Harris Shirt instead8041.5 %
15930.6 %
23518.1 %
more than 573.6 %
373.6 %
442.1 %
510.5 %
Total...193100.0 %

01/04/2005 - 30/04/2005
Which type of Goodies scene do you prefer?
no preference - I like them equally13439.4 %
the studio scenes7321.5 %
scenes without Rolf Harris7321.5 %
the visual sequences6017.6 %
Total...340100.0 %

01/03/2005 - 31/03/2005
Which Goodies activities do you plan to do this month?
see the Goodies live show41532.4 %
several of these26620.8 %
wish I could see the Goodies live show21116.5 %
avoid Rolf Harris16012.5 %
buy the new Goodies DVD1159.0 %
watch "The Goodies" on UKTV745.8 %
watch my tapes of "The Goodies"372.9 %
other20.2 %
Total...1280100.0 %

02/02/2005 - 28/02/2005
We updated our website last month. What's your favourite new feature?
Badges6936.5 %
any content related to Rolf Harris5730.2 %
Goody Auctions3820.1 %
Avatars in the Forums126.3 %
Journals63.2 %
other new features in the Forums42.1 %
Other31.6 %
Total...189100.0 %

05/01/2005 - 31/01/2005
Who's your favourite Goodies villian? (You can select "other" and add your suggestion using the comment field).
the plague of Rolf Harrises19332.8 %
whichever Goody has gone loony that week9716.5 %
Twinkle the giant kitten ("Kitten Kong")8514.4 %
the Giant Dougal589.8 %
Big Bunny549.2 %
The Music Master/Nasty Person539.0 %
the living construction equipment244.1 %
other111.9 %
The Goodies' robot doubles81.4 %
Dr. Petal ("Double Trouble")61.0 %
Total...589100.0 %

01/12/2004 - 31/12/2004
Which Goodies-inspired holiday gift would you like to receive? (You can select "other" and add your suggestion using the comment field).
a chance to see the Goodies in Australia37843.6 %
a new Goodies DVD17119.7 %
a Goodies t-shirt10011.5 %
Rolf Harris799.1 %
a skateboard destruction kit596.8 %
other343.9 %
an engraved piece of cheese212.4 %
a large quantity of Mars bars182.1 %
socks50.6 %
a skateboard20.2 %
Total...867100.0 %

01/11/2004 - 30/11/2004
If I were to adopt a pet from The Goodies, I'd choose:
Rolf Harris12433.4 %
Twinkle (aka Kitten Kong)6417.3 %
the Dodo349.2 %
one of the Kenneths ("they're all named338.9 %
Brian the giant cod297.8 %
Big Bunny297.8 %
Frankenfido184.9 %
the Loch Ness Monster154.0 %
Black & White Beauty143.8 %
the tyrannosaurus rex113.0 %
Total...371100.0 %

01/10/2004 - 31/10/2004
If I were to choose a new career, I'd prefer to:
breed a plague of Rolf Harrises8723.9 %
take care of giant kittens6217.0 %
start a pirate radio station (but only p6217.0 %
mind the Jolly Rock lighthouse4311.8 %
advertise string4311.8 %
mine for cream3910.7 %
grow giant beanstalks (then climb them)184.9 %
find stuff to do in concrete encased bui102.7 %
Total...364100.0 %

01/08/2004 - 30/08/2004
I have been a Goodies fan for ...
10+ years26051.3 %
too long13025.6 %
not long enough6512.8 %
who are the goodies? bring on Rolf Harri234.5 %
less than a year91.8 %
5-10 years81.6 %
3-5 years61.2 %
1-2 years61.2 %
Total...507100.0 %

01/07/2004 - 31/07/2004
If I owned a pirate radio station, I'd play...
nothing but "A Walk in the Black Forest"13734.3 %
non-stop pleas for repeats of "The Goodi12531.3 %
Rolf Harris's greatest hits8020.1 %
all Goodies music, all the time5714.3 %
Total...399100.0 %

01/06/2004 - 30/06/2004
What's your favorite Goodies song?
Funky Gibbon18124.9 %
The Goodies Theme17123.6 %
Wild Thing7310.1 %
Rolf Harris598.1 %
Run567.7 %
Black Pudding Bertha547.4 %
Other496.7 %
Cactus in My Y fronts385.2 %
The Inbetweenies294.0 %
Bounce162.2 %
Total...726100.0 %

01/09/2003 - 30/09/2003
What do you think of the new Goodies DVD?
About b****y time!!!14850.9 %
Loved it, can't wait for the rest of the10937.5 %
what about Rolf Harris?186.2 %
What? there is one?93.1 %
I quite liked it51.7 %
Very mediochre20.7 %
Absolute crud00.0 %
Total...291100.0 %

01/02/2003 - 28/02/2003
What new features would you like to see on the website?
Rolf Harris4335.0 %
Online T-Shirt Ordering3730.1 %
Enhanced Gallery1310.6 %
Events Calendar129.8 %
Live Chat75.7 %
Other54.1 %
Guestbook32.4 %
Personalised Themes21.6 %
Guestbook10.8 %
download rating system00.0 %
Total...123100.0 %

01/11/2002 - 30/11/2002
In addition to a 'Pirate Radio Station', what else could effectively be pirated by our intrepid trio?
Rolf Harris5733.9 %
The BBC3118.5 %
Post Office2615.5 %
Internet Service Provider169.5 %
RSPCA116.5 %
Health Service84.8 %
Goodies Fan Club Website74.2 %
Hollywood63.6 %
Bus Service53.0 %
Auto Club10.6 %
Total...168100.0 %

01/10/2002 - 31/10/2002
I would be interested in attending a Goodies Convention...
Depends on where it is8038.3 %
Yes, definately!7636.4 %
Only if Rolf Harris is there3717.7 %
Depends on when it is62.9 %
No, Not Really.52.4 %
I have no idea52.4 %
Total...209100.0 %

01/09/2002 - 30/09/2002
If Goodies DVDs were to be released, would you prefer:
episodes be released by series59465.5 %
don't care - just release some Goodies D25027.6 %
"best of" collections455.0 %
Just the one with Rolf Harris182.0 %
Total...907100.0 %

01/06/2002 - 30/06/2002
I would prefer to get the "Clarion and Globe" club newsletter via..
Email9343.9 %
Devliered by Rolf Harris6631.1 %
Homing Kangaroo178.0 %
Viewing on the website157.1 %
Carrier Pigeon94.2 %
Downloading from the website73.3 %
Snail Mail52.4 %
Total...212100.0 %

01/04/2002 - 30/04/2002
What do you think of the upgrade?
Rolf Harris6047.6 %
I like it1814.3 %
Upgrade? What upgrade?1612.7 %
Wow, you did that?86.3 %
Quite Reasonable86.3 %
It looks just like the old one86.3 %
It's ok I guess54.0 %
Not too shabby32.4 %
Total...126100.0 %

01/03/2002 - 31/03/2002
If I were trapped in a 300Ft concrete tower for an indefiniate period I would?
Impersonate Rolf Harris7026.8 %
Impersonate a Teapot5721.8 %
dig my way out with a teaspoon4115.7 %
sing 10 billion bottles of beer on the w3212.3 %
Play a lot of "I Spy"259.6 %
Go Mad228.4 %
Write "Zen and the Art of Furniture Cuis145.4 %
Total...261100.0 %

01/02/2002 - 28/02/2002
Other than the goodies, I like....
Most of the above10930.2 %
All of the above10529.1 %
Red Dwarf3910.8 %
Monty Python298.0 %
Black Adder267.2 %
Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy195.3 %
The Young Ones143.9 %
Rolf Harris123.3 %
Yes Minister51.4 %
None of the above30.8 %
Total...361100.0 %

01/01/2002 - 30/01/2002
In comparison to "The Goodies", television comedy has become...
Rolf Harris8034.9 %
Worse5222.7 %
Comfortably Numb4017.5 %
Much Worse3314.4 %
About The Same135.7 %
A lot Better62.6 %
A bit Better52.2 %
Total...229100.0 %

01/12/2001 - 31/12/2001
Using the Black Pudding rating system, how does the new site rate?
Goody goody yum yum3937.9 %
Superstar3635.0 %
Officially amazing1413.6 %
Rolf Harris87.8 %
Tripe on t' pikelets43.9 %
Fair-y punkmother21.9 %
Total...103100.0 %

01/11/2001 - 30/11/1999
The real star of 'The Goodies' is....
Tim Brooke-Taylor3125.2 %
Graeme Garden3125.2 %
Bill Oddie3125.2 %
That bloody Kitten3024.4 %
Total...123100.0 %

01/09/2005 - 30/11/1999
Where did you hear about the Goodies upcoming tour of Australia? From:
a newspaper26133.9 %
the fan club15219.7 %
a friend10613.8 %
Rolf Harris10513.6 %
tour? what tour?8210.6 %
another website324.2 %
other202.6 %
radio/tv121.6 %
Total...770100.0 %

01/11/2006 - 30/11/1999
Who would you most like to challenge to a bout of Ecky Thump?
the BBC (for not repeating The Goodies)13138.1 %
the ABC (for not repeating The Goodies)6819.8 %
the people who vote for Rolf Harris6418.6 %
Rolf Harris3610.5 %
Tony Blackburn144.1 %
David Frost113.2 %
Max Bygraves92.6 %
Nicholas Parsons82.3 %
other30.9 %
Total...344100.0 %

31/12/2008 - 30/11/1999
Which of the following would win in a race?
the Rolf Harrises00.0 %
the Giant Dougal00.0 %
other00.0 %
Kitten Kong00.0 %
Frankenfido00.0 %
Black & White Beauty00.0 %
Total...0100.0 %

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