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daftbird's Journal
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2006-03-31 17:19:32
middle age-it's a drag
daftbird
In this week-the week that started with the ominous jaffa turd squishing incident-comes a terrible realisation-arrrghhhhh!  This thing-in the last couple of weeks my eyebrows have been misbehaving, whereas previously after being groomed they would just stay in place quite happily all day long. It's been really giving me the peedoodles -to come home from somewhere only to realise that your eyebrows are all over the place-and that you look like an unkempt woman.  Of course the terrible realisation is that the reason it's happening is because THE EYE SKIN ISN'T WHERE IT USED TO BE!!!!!!!!RUNNING AND SCREAMING!!!!HANDS IN THE AIR!HELP ME!!!!!.(help me was said like albert brooks in "mother",to set the scene) .The skin must be dragging down,taking the brows along for the ride. Frig,it's only gonna get worse from here.Is this the point at which women shave them off and start pencilling them in? So 2 options-put up up with AWOL eyebrows,or look like a drag-queen. When howard jones sang "things can only get better" it's obvious that it wasn't from the point of view of a 30-something sagging eyebrowed woman.

Mood - aging rapidly
Music - shakeswayandance -gene benjamin
Edited - Never
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Tell me about it sister!!!  I feel that just as I enter the room, my theme song "the Inbetweenies" can be heard playing in the background.  Too old to be a teenager...Too young to be a mothers pet....  The day I develop old lady arms is the day I go out and shoot myself...
Posted by:bondgirl

  

date: 01/04/2006 20:55 GMT
I have some weights in the  corner of the loungeroom-must get them out before i'm too old to lift them and WORK THOSE ARMS! Don't want those bits flapping when we wave to someone.Hey i saw this old bat on the telly once-she was 79 or something and had toned arms so there's hope for us all yet . Now,to get started before it's too late.....  .
Posted by:daftbird

daftbird  

date: 02/04/2006 06:56 GMT
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