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daftbird's Journal
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2006-02-01 22:39:59
oh what next
daftbird
Advertising is simply becoming wankier by the minute.On telly tonight saw an ad for face cream that gave me the irates.Apparently it will make your pores disappear.Call me a simpleton,but surely if your pores disappeared it would mean that YOU had disappeared??Surely the ad should have been saying something along the lines of "minimising the appearance of open pores"?Oh it's all such a big wank.Oh and that ad where you see a hand ticking a box with a texta-i don't even know what it's about because i have to change the channel while it's on because it gets me cranky because i can't stand the sound of the  texta.i hate that texta.A real lot.Like fingernails down a blackboard.i'm a texta detester.

Mood - in a texta tantrum
Music - good morning-the moir sisters(in my head)
Edited - Never
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Dafty, do you realise that your rantings have interested people enough for you to have 1000 views to your credit? Congratulations!
Posted by:Janice

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date: 01/02/2006 23:41 GMT
Go dafty, go dafty - over 1000 views you popular thing - you can now offically think of yourself as Queen of the Prom.  Now on to the advertising wank -  I know what you mean but  what gives me the pips is when you see these YOUNG girls advertising wrinkle cream when they obivious are not even out of puberty yet and would have no need for any such thing GGRRRR!!!  Not that i'm bitter or anything. hehehe
Posted by:bondgirl

  

date: 02/02/2006 19:33 GMT
Hey-journal views-just like age-a number that doesn't matter.Who am i kidding-wouldn't mind going back to 16 for  few days!!What are they gonna show ,bondy?-some wizened up old hag-like myself,getting old before their time-haha.And when they do show someone of a fair age they are all soft-lit.I would like a product that would return the eye skin to its proper place- at the point where it's just starting to GO.But anyway- made a resolution that i'm going to get better with age in everyway! daftbird=deluded .
Posted by:daftbird

daftbird  

date: 03/02/2006 09:18 GMT
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