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daftbird's Journal
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2005-12-02 11:08:26
book review time again
daftbird
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS.

Goldilocks reveals herself to be nothing more than a common thief-do not be duped by her sweet face,long golden hair,mary jane shoes,and puffed sleeves.

ANOMALY:mother bear dishes the porridge from one pot-therefore how could each bowl of porridge that "goldilocks-the thief" eats from taste different from the last?I believe this to be a falsehood perpetuated by goldilocks so  she could consume as many oats as possible.A liar AND a thief.

NOTED:mother,father,and baby bear walk in the woods while their porridge cools.Mother and Father bear are pictured holding hands.Yet as the story unfolds we learn that they sleep in separate beds.Are they on friendly terms,but no longer "active"????This point of interest is not examined in detail in the book,unfortunately for the reader.

IN CONCLUSION:bear family left their front door open so they were unable to claim for baby bear's broken chair.Sucked in to them.

Mood - oh..just a little loopy,in a good way.
Music - strong enough-sheryl crow
Edited - Never
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But I'm the weird one.  Riiiiiiiiiight.
Posted by:AC

AC  

date: 06/12/2005 19:29 GMT
Let's use Physics:
Father Bear's bowl is made of sturdy pottery...better heat retention and he also has a much larger amount, so it stays hot longer.
Baby Bear has a plastic bowl, and it's not a large amount, but enough for a growing bear, so his has already cooled to a mild temperature.
Mumma Bear is watching her weight, so she's only served up a little in her fine china bowl, so it has gone cold quickly!
(Of course, no stereotypes there!)

Mumma Bear and Father Bear are sharing a room with Baby Bear...that's gotta be a romance buster!
Posted by:Janice

Janice WWW 

date: 06/12/2005 23:23 GMT
Haha, you two are very funny .
Posted by:daftbird

daftbird  

date: 07/12/2005 09:46 GMT
Bahaha great theories Janice
Posted by:AC

AC  

date: 07/12/2005 19:58 GMT
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