Was just googling around and found this in "amiright"
Madonna's song "Erotica"
Misheard Lyrics: Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie Rub your beard all over my body. Original Lyrics: Erotic, erotic Put your hands all over my body.
I mean, come on- are they joking?? It MUST have been someone from this message board - someone like Edna,perhaps - or who else is it that loves Bill ??. Maybe you, Bondy. Though you are more of Tim girl. Jodie, perhaps. Zaphod?Haha. Or maybe there really is some poor thing out there that really believed it to be the lyric. Anyway reading it made me feel quite sane. And that is no mean feat .
Mood - in need of luncheon
Music - i forgot - lionel ritchie
Naw it wasn't me Dafty....I'm a Tim groupie through and through...now if the lyrics were something like 'Tim Brooke-Taylor , you naughty little sailor" then I may have been the guilty party I reckon it was Edna and Jodes..not that I'm dobbin' mind you just saying it like it is