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daftbird's Journal
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2006-06-20 11:37:43
die a thousand deaths
daftbird
Oh, I'm sure that everyone has a person of some description that you have a kind of "stirring relationship" with - whether it be with an Uncle or whatever. You know, you just sort of torment -you know , making silly comments about a new haircut and that kind of thing (i.e go on with crap).

Well anyway, there is a person that stirs me and I stir back on a daily basis. O.K. - this morning I was asked by the stirrer "What are you gonna get up to today?"  I reply " Got a heap of washing today and then will get on the computer and do some TAFE stuff"

(there's got to be an easier way to write this)

Stirrer: "You'd be LOST without that computer"

Daftbird:"Yep, can't live without it. It's up there with the washing machine. Oh, can't live without the microwave either. Just can't live without it"

Stirrer: "That's what my wife says about me"

Daftbird: "What?"

Stirrer: "She can't live without me"

Daftbird: "Oh, that's only because she doesn't have enough appliances"


ARRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I could just die!!!!!!!    Oh that sounds terrible - I didn't mean THAT but I'm sure that it was taken that way. There's no way I can ever refer to this snippet of conversation with the stirrer and say:" I didn't mean THAT kind of appliance" without having the life tormented out of me for ever more. Arrgghhhhhh!!! The shame!!!!! Hahahaha. Oh, but it's just not funny - in fact it's just a ridiculous thing, but not in a good way    .  Is this my life? hahaha.

Mood - I really don't know
Music - the battle of new orleans - johnny horton
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Hahahahahahahahaha......Hahahahahahahaha....That is hilarous....you have obviously been hanging around the GROK site to much Dafty....Hahahahahaha...everytime I read it I laugh again...Bill would have been very happy to write that line himself I think and you did it off the cuff and unintenionally...classic...Hahahahahaha...hic ... Oh damn!! I've given myself the Hicups now.
Posted by:bondgirl

  

date: 20/06/2006 20:17 GMT
oh i hate that thing when you give yourself the hiccups(or however you spell it) - had a sneezing fit last night and ended up with them for over half an hour -boo hoo.
Posted by:daftbird

daftbird  

date: 20/06/2006 20:48 GMT
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