| 2/1 01/10/71 |
Loch Ness Monster |
A bid to trap the Loch Ness Monster to pacify a suicidal zookeeper sees the Goodies travel to Scotland, where they have a close brush with the deadly Bagpipes spider among other trials. Main guests: Stanley Baxter, Bernard Bresslaw |
| 2/2 08/10/71 |
The Commonwealth Games |
Following a boycott of the games by other nations, the Minister Of Sport persuades the Goodies to represent Britain against the might of the August Bank Holiday Islands team. Main guests: Reginald Marsh, Valerie Stanton |
| 2/3 15/10/71 |
Pollution |
With pollution becoming worse, the Goodies discover that the Ministry of Pollution is actually causing the problem rather than curing it, so they set to work on freshening things up. Main guests: Ronnie Stevens, Corbet Woodall |
| 2/4 22/10/71 |
The Lost Tribe |
The Goodies assist Hazel in tracking down her father, a Professor who vanished twenty years ago in search of the Lost Tribe Of The Orinoco, by following the movements listed in his diary. Main guests: Roy Kinnear, Bridget Armstrong, Olu Jacobs |
| 2/5 29/10/71 |
The Music Lovers |
Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so the Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face to face with their arch enemy – the Music Master Main guests: Henry McGee, Corbet Woodall, Cilla Black |
| 2/6 05/11/71 |
Antiques |
Tim’s crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain’s art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it. Main guests: Julian Orchard, Tommy Godfrey |
| 2/7 12/11/71 |
Kitten Kong (original – no longer exists) |
The Goodies’ Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who grows to a massive size, thanks to Graeme’s growth formula, and terrorises London. |
| 2/8 19/11/71 |
Come Dancing |
Asked to be part of a formation dancing team, the Goodies find that dancing isn’t as gentle and pure as they thought, especially when they encounter Delia Capone and her corrupt team. Main guests: Joan Sims, June Whitfield, Roland MacLeod |
| 2/9 10/12/71 |
Food |
Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim’s uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival. Main guests: John Le Mesurier, Frank Thornton |
| 2/10 17/12/71 |
Free To Live |
Bill’s complaint to Women’s Lib about Graeme’s sexism leads to a visit from Barbara, who sends Graeme and Tim to work for her father, while she falls for Bill and Graeme falls for his computer. Main guests: Allan Cuthbertson, Gaye Brown |
| 2/11 31/12/71 |
Gender Education |
The Goodies are asked to make a sex education film for Mrs Desiree Carthorse, but are soon in trouble when she objects to its content, sending Bill into a violent film-making frenzy Main guests: Beryl Reid, Richard Wattis |
| 2/12 07/01/72 |
London To Brighton |
The Goodies are bouncing on spacehoppers from London to Brighton for charity, however they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor. Main guests: Freddy Jones, Johnathan Cecil |
| 2/13 14/01/72 |
Double Trouble |
The Goodies’ bid to win the Nice Person Of The Year Award is being sabotaged by the mysterious Doctor Petal and his evil robot doubles of the Goodies and other famous people. Main guests: Patrick Troughton, John Junkin |
| Special 09/04/72 |
Montreux '72 – "Kitten Kong"
(remade from original version) |
The Goodies’ Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who grows to a massive size, thanks to Graeme’s growth formula, and terrorises London. Main guests: Michael Aspel, Corbet Woodall |
| Special 24/09/72 |
A Collection Of Goodies |
A lack of finances sees Tim filling out a Tax Evasion form for the Goodies, with Graeme’s computer providing timely reminders of the bizarre items which he is trying to claim for. |
